Constable 4th - December 18

Wednesday Swindle - 2022 / 2023​

FINAL STANDINGS ……….

     1st     Mick Henry                 238 points

     2nd     Mike Clare                 236 pts

     3rd     Brian Butcher              235 pts

     4th     Pete Hele                    233 pts

     5th     Dave Seymour             232 pts

     5th     Lionel Hatch                 232 pts 

     7th     Brian Willsher                231 pts

     7th     Kevin Walsh                   231 pts

    9th     Kevin Price                     230 pts

     10th    Peter Jay                      227 pts

 

Many congratulations to Mick Henry on retaining the Swindle Trophy. Many thanks must also go to Malcolm Norton for again masterminding the 2023 Swindles and the Tee Booking Team - your efforts are very much appreciated.

 

Friday 27th October - Gainsborough

     1st     Peter Hele                  39 points

     2nd     Richard Middleton       38 pts

     3rd     Graham Cork                35 pts

Wednesday 18th October - Constable 
     1st     Ian McKay/ Brian Butcher / Shikhar Chatrath      38 points 3 Shot cuts
     2nd     Barry Hitchcock                                                        37 pts 2 shot cut
     3rd     Trevor Waterhouse / Graham Cork                           36 pts 1 shot cuts

Leaders going into the final Swindle of the year ……

     Mick Henry             238

     Mike Clare              236

     Brian Butcher          235

     Dave Seymour        232

     Lionel Hatch            232

Friday 13th October - Gainsborough
     1st      Mick Henry                            39 points - 3 shot cut
     2nd     Malcolm Norton / Peter Jay    37 pts - 2 shot cut
      3rd       John Williams                               36 pts - 1 shot cut
Friday 6th October - Constable 
    1st     Graham Vandervord             40 points        4 shot cut 
     2nd     Mike Clare / Roger Davies / Dominic Watts / Del McWilliams  38  2 shot cut
     3rd     Shikhar Chatrath                          37 pts    1 shot cut
Wednesday 27th September - Gainsborough
     1st     Peter Robins/ Peter Jay              39 points 3 shot cuts
     2nd     Barry Hitchcock / Brian Butcher    38 pts 2 shot cuts
     3rd     Eric Fisher                                      36 pts 1 shot cut
Wednesday 20th September - Constable
     1st     Kevin Price / Lionel Hatch / Andy Cracknell - 36 points 3 shot cuts
     2nd     John Russell / Mick Henry  - 35 pts 2 shot cuts
     3rd     Richard Middleton    - 34 pts 1 shot cut
Friday 15th September - Gainsborough
     1st     Rob Swann / David Seymour               38 points       3 shot cut
     2nd    Richard Middleton / Pete Hele                   37 pts             2 shot cut
      3rd     Del McWilliams / John Russell                    36 pts             1 shot cut
Wednesday 6th September - Constable
     1st     Graham Cork           44 points  4 shot cut
     2nd     Peter Garnett          42 pts      3 shot cut
      3rd       Mick Henry                 41 pts       2 shot cut
Wednesday 30th August - Constable
   1st       John Gove         38 points     3 shot cut
    2nd     Mike Clare         37 pts          2 shot cut
    3rd    Colin Dallas     36 pts       1 shot cut
Friday 25th August - Constable
     1st     Eric Fisher / Shikhar Chatrath               39 points   3 shot cut
     2nd     John Gove                                            38 pts    2 shot cut
     3rd     Kevin Walsh / Mike Clare                       37 pts   1 shot cut
Monday 14th August - Gainsborough
     1st     Kevin Price                                                                    39 points 3 shot cut
     2nd     Mike Clare / Andy Caldwell                                           37 pts    2 shot cut
     3rd     Roger Davies / Adrian Beckinsale / Richard Middleton  36 pts   1 shot cut
Wednesday 9th August - Gainsborough
     1st       Adrian Cherry                               43 points       4 shot cut
    2nd     Dave Seymour / Colin Dallas         39 pts            2 shot cut
      3rd       Mal Jones / Brian Willsher           35 pts            1 shot cut
Wednesday 2nd August - Constable
    1st       Eric Fisher                                                    42 points     4 shot cut
    2nd    Graham Vandervord / Ian Bickers                  39 pts          2 shot cut
      3rd      Lionel Hatch / Toby Butcher                        36 pts          1 shot cut
Wednesday 26th July - Constable
     1st     Mike Clare                                       43 points     4 shot cut
     2nd     Martin Brown                                  40 pts          3 shot cut
     3rd      Trevor Waterhouse / Stuart Steel   39 pts          1 shot cut
Monday 17th July - Constable
     1st     Lionel Hatch                         39 points     Another 3 shot cut
     2nd    Pete Hele                             38 pts          2 shot cut
      3rd      Richard Middleton                      37 pts            1 shot cut
Wednesday 12th July - Constable 
     1st     Trevor Waterhouse                           43 points        4 shot cut
     2nd     Brian Willsher / Brian Roloff             42 pts             3 shot cut
     3rd     Rob Swan / John Parkinson             40 pts              2 shot cut
With 15 more Swindles of the year left, the current leaders are …….
     David Seymour                230
     Mike Clare                        229
     Kevin Walsh                     226
    Brian Butcher                   224
     Kevin Price                       224
     Alan Finlayson                  223
     Tony Denmead                  220
All to play for ……….
Wednesday 5th July - Gainsborough 
     1st       (Sir) Bob Filer                                                            40 points         4 shot cut   
     2nd     Alan Finlayson / Roger Davies / Adrian Cherry          39 pts              2 shot cut
     3rd     Richard Middleton / Brian Roloff / Stewart Steel         38 pts              1 shot cut
Wednesday 28th June - Constable
     1st        Del McWilliams                       43 points            4 shot cut
     2nd     Lionel Hatch                      42 pts              3 shot cut
     3rd        Pete Hele /  Mick Henry          41 pts                 2 shot cut
     4th      Dave Seymour                   40 pts              1 shot cut
Friday 23rd June - Constable
     1st      Graham Vandervord / Brian Butcher           41 points
     2nd     Brian Roloff                                                 40 pts
     3rd      Kevin Price                                                  39 pts
Wednesday 14th June - Gainsborough
     1st       Lionel Hatch                44 points         4 shot cut 
    2nd     Tony Denmead        40 pts           3 shot cut   
     3rd       John Jardine                37 pts             1 shot cut
Monday 5th June - Constable
     1st        Brian Butcher                    41 points                      4 shot cut
     2nd     Mike Clare                    40 pts                       3 shot cut
     3rd      Mick Henry                    39 pts                      1 shot cut    
Friday 2nd June - Gainsborough
     1st       Steve Mitchell / Del McWilliams / Alan Finlayson         35 points each cut 3 shots
     2nd    Norman Davidson / Peter Jay                             34 pts both cut 2 shots  
     3rd       Kevin Price                                                                   33 pts cut 1 shot
Wednesday 24th May - Constable
     1st      Tony Denmead                          36 points      3 shot cut
     2nd     John Parkinson / Colin Dallas   35 pts           2 shot cut
    3rd       Mark Clark / Mick Henry            34 pts           1 shot cut
Wednesday 10th May - Constable
   1st      Adrian Beckinsale                          32 points - 3 shot cut
   2nd    Brian Butcher / Neil Ashwell    31 pts - 2 shot cut
   3rd      Terry Mitchell                                  30 pts - 1 shot cut
Friday 5th May - Constable
     1st    Adrian Cherry / Kevin Walsh / Mick Henry           38 points all 3 shot cut
      2nd   Ian Berry                                                              36 pts - 2 shot cut
      3rd    Tony Emms                                                          34 pts - 1 shot cut
Wednesday 26th April - Gainsborough
     1st      Adrian Cherry              35 points - 3 shot cut
     2nd     Mick Henry                  34 pts - 2 shot cut
     3rd     Alex Giddens               33 pts - 1 shot cut
Wednesday 19th April - Constable
     1st     Mal Jones & Peter Jay                                           40 points    Each 4 shot cut     
     2nd     David Seymour                                                     38 pts        2 shot cut
     3rd     Steve Stacey  / Dick Lumsden / Mike Stairman     37 pts       Each 1 shot cut
Wednesday 5th April - Constable
     1st    John Parkinson & Mike Clare        38 points (Snap, Crackle & Cut 3 shots)
     2nd   John Gove & Paul Sandfield         37 pts (2 shot cuts)
     3rd    Peter Hele                                     35 pts (1 shot cut)
Friday 31st March - Gainsborough   A particularly wet Swindle this week making it even more remarkable that Phil H came in with a very good 37 points. For many others the highlights of the morning included watching Red Kites collecting nest materials and the annual return of the Oyster Catchers on the 10th fairway.
     1st      Phil Hickley                     37 points
     2nd     David Seymour                      36 pts
     3rd     Kevin Walsh                     35 pts
Wednesday 22nd March - Constable
     1st      Ian Archer & Paul Sandfield                  37 points
     2nd     Graham Vandervord & Mal Jones         33 pts
     3rd      Alan Finlayson                                      32 pts
Friday 17th March - Gainsborough
     1st      Trevor Waterhouse                         36 points
     2nd       Shikhar Chatrath / Roger Davies           35 pts
     3rd      Alan Finlayson                                34 pts
Monday 6th March - Gainsborough
Despite the heavily sanded greens and a very rare rain shower today, our seniors are still returning some incredible scores.
     1st     Roger Fleuty                                                                                                  39 points 3 shot cut
     2nd     Gordon Bryan and Kevin Walsh                                                                                    38 pts each 2 shot cut
     3rd     Allen Smith, Ian McKay,  Del McWilliams,  Colin Dallas and Brian Willsher  37 pts each 1 shot cut
Wednesday 1st March - Constable
After his long lay off, it was good to see Mick Henry back in the 40 point club. However, this was nowhere good enough for our early risers in group one.
Our sprightly octogenarian, Robin Owen had by far the best round of the day with 46 points, closely followed by Brian Butcher with 42. Paul Sheffield would have had 44 points but had to settle for 41 due to last week's cut. He was joined by another serial winner, Adrian Beckinsale also with 41.
Despite the initial moans about playing off yellows,  it's good to see everyone enjoying themselves.
     1st       Robin Owen                                                 46 points (40 WATT ??)
     2nd     Brian Butcher                                      42 pts
     3rd      Paul Sheffield / Adrian Beckinsale      41 pts
Friday 24th February - Gainsborough
     1st      Peter Jay                                                      42 points   4 shot cut
     2nd   John Williams                                        39 pts      2 shot cut
     3rd     Tony Denmead / Graham Vandervord           37 pts        1 shot cut apiece
Friday 17th February - Constable
Today’s swindle was played ahead of the winter singles final which our Captain had the pleasure to referee. The weather was very kind but a tad windy. The scores today were incredible.
          1st     Kevin Walsh                                                   45 points
          2nd     Peter Hele / Colin Dallas / Paul Sheffield           40 pts
          3rd     John Williams / Kevin Price                              39 pts
Friday 10th February - Gainsborough
It was certainly a game of two halves today, the front nine frozen solid and the back nine soft to the touch.
Winners today were…….. 
       1st     Mike Clare                                  38 points       
       2nd    Kevin Price / Tony Denmead         37 pts
       3rd      Dick Lumsden                           36 pts
Friday 3rd February - Constable
What a pleasure today to play on freshly cut greens, the recent frost doesn't seem to have caused any damage.
The yellow tees were chosen today to give everyone a chance to put in a qualifying scorecard.  The majority of people seem to enjoy it and it was nice to sharpen your game with some different shots.
          1st     Adrian Beckinsale              46 points         Yet another “light bulb” moment !!
          2nd     Brian Willsher                  44 pts
          3rd       Allen Smith              40 pts
Wednesday 25th January - Gainsborough
In an effort to help the slowly thawing Gainsborough course, we played preferred lies and GUR bunkers.
This was advantageous to a chosen few with some very acceptable scores. 
           1st      Kevin Price                   40 points
           2nd   John Williams                 38 pts
           3rd   Alan Finlayson                37 pts
Wednesday 18th January - Constable
Played on a particularly cold day which made it difficult / impossible to judge shot distances, particularly if a pond was in the way! There were several experiences of shots finding there way forward off ice on ponds. This didn’t seem to worry either David Seymour or Mike Clare who both returned excellent scores of 37, nudging out Tony Emms with 36.
          1st     David Seymour & Mike Clare                                37 points
          2nd    Tony Emms                                                            36 pts
          3rd     Norman Davidson / Allen Smith / Brian Butcher     34 pts
Wednesday 11th January - Gainsborough
Todays comp, played on a particularly wet course and not at all easy weather conditions but this did little to prevent Shergar from returning an extremely good 41 points. Shergar was last seen hotfooting it to the pro shop to pay his annual subs before being disqualified by the Capt MN.
Could I emphasise the need to keep your trolleys off the fairways and if at all possible to carry your bag. I highly encourage the use of the fairway mats too. Please continue to repair pitchmarks. All in an effort to maintain the course and make it better for ourselves. 
          1st   Shikhar Chatrath.                   41 points
           2nd   Graham Cork                        35 pts 
           3rd   Andy Cracknell                      32 pts
Friday 6th January - Constable
           1st   David Seymour & John Jardine                                      38 points
           2nd   Terry Mitchell                                                                 37 pts
          3rd   Brian Roloff / Adrian Beckinsale / Barry Hitchcock         35 pts
Wednesday 21st December - Constable
The final Swindle before Christmas & the New Year - Played on a Constable course in very good condition considering the range of weather thrown at it over the past few days ranging from heavy frosts to extremely mild weather.
          1st    Spring Chicken, the young Robin Owen    38 points
           2nd   Steve Stacey & Rob Davies - both with 36 pts
           3rd   Allen Smith & Brian Willsher - both with 35 pts 
Friday 16th December - Gainsborough
Cancelled because of extreme weather conditions
Wednesday 7th December – Constable           
           1st   Brian Willsher                            39 points
           2nd  John Russell                              38 pts
           3rd   Colin Dallas & Roger Fleuty      37 pts
Monday 28th November – Constable
A very limited field on a foggy difficult morning. Well done to those that battled through.
           1st    Peter Hele              36 pts
           2nd   VC Parky                34 pts
           3rd    Shergar                  33 pts
Wednesday 9th November – Gainsborough
Today on Gainsborough the captain set a challenge. For the very small sum of £1.00. You could guess his points scored. Thanks to those that dug deep to support the charity. He scored a “creditable”  21 points.
         Winner today was Robin Owen with 37 points
          2nd Trev Waterhouse 35 points 
          3rd Shikhar Chatrah and Graham Cork both on 34 points 
Wednesday 2nd November
On an exceptionally mild autumn day, Today’s swindle was played on the Constable course,  the greens were incredibly quick as they were recently ironed.
        1st with 37 points was Phil Hickley
        2nd with 36 on C/B was Mal Jones
        3rd with 36 were Ian Archer and Tony Carman